I was probably drunk when I did it.

 

roachpatrol:

itchycoil:

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

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books-read-in-nooks:

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

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just-shower-thoughts:

A Hippo is faster than a human both on land and in water, so the bicycle is your only chance to beat it in triathlon

howdoitagmyself:
“ ohfugecannada:
“ gallusrostromegalus:
“ greyannis:
“A gif for Mermay!
”
This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.
” ”
I checked the notes looking...

howdoitagmyself:

ohfugecannada:

gallusrostromegalus:

greyannis:

A gif for Mermay!

This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

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I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.